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‘A pub, diner or restaurant? Either way, the carpets were minging’
15 November 2024Meal deals and cheap beer - Secret Drinker calls in at a venue trying to cater to all tastes.
‘Astonishingly, she said the £10 glass of wine was brilliant value!’
01 November 2024Secret Drinker meets new friends and a picky bird in a bar right by the beach
‘Every customer through the pub door was treated like an honoured guest’
25 October 2024Secret Drinker gets the warmest of welcomes at a village pub packed with history, punters and painters.
‘Was that the Man United boss having a crafty pint?’
18 October 2024It’s a day of surprises as Secret Drinker visits a backstreet boozer to behold
‘The sign said 'Caution, wet floor' but that’s the least of your worries in the gents’
11 October 2024Secret Drinker visits a huge pub packed with potential and plenty of punters who care
‘It looked more like a seaside cafe than a pub, and it gave the missus the wobbles’
04 October 2024Secret Drinker ducks into a large family restaurant and pub on the coast
‘Apart from the fluorescent cocktails, everything in the pub is brown and sticky’
27 September 2024Secret Drinker finds a very modern welcome at a backstreet bar where they’ve been pulling pints for 650 years
A beer lover’s higgledy-piggledy pub paradise
20 September 2024Hidden corners, wonky floors and dark ales: Secret Drinker stumbles on a pub with a tale to tell.
The pub where all pints are a fiver - apart from the ones costing £4.20 and £5.50!
13 September 2024There’s confusion with the prices and the front door as Secret Drinker ends up in a pub all on his lonesome
Rumbled? ‘I’d know Secret Drinker anywhere,’ said the bloke next to me at the bar
06 September 2024Is it game over for Secret Drinker in the pub with the turbo-charged barmaids?
All the joys of Jamaica in a Kent pub
29 August 2024Secret Drinker finds curried goat, Red Stripe and a chilled Caribbean vibe on the Kent coast
‘Absolutely filthy! The pub looked like a storeroom and you’ll stick to the tables like glue’
23 August 2024Secret Drinker calls in at a pub that looks great from the outside - but inside it’s a totally different story
‘It was a weird, wonderful night of crazy karaoke’
16 August 2024Secret Drinker hits a High Street pub where they may not be able to sing but they know how to have a good night
Secret Drinker: ‘What the police were doing there, I’ll never know’
09 August 2024Our man found himself well and truly in the dark when he popped into this traditional pub for lunch.
‘The Ship? This place was like the Mary Celeste…’
02 August 2024The Secret Drinker was in for a lonely old time when he visited this village boozer.
‘I said I would never go back - but I did’
26 July 2024Plenty to chew on! Secret Drinker returns to a pub that left a gristly taste in the mouth first time round.
‘The only thing not from the 90s was the £1.50 for a packet of Golden Wonder’
19 July 2024Card schools, conversation and silly signs - Secret Drinker visits a pub where traditional values still ring true.
Danny Dyer lookalikes and the best barmaid in town at this footie fan’s paradise
11 July 2024Need a pub to watch a big game in? Secret Drinker might just have the answer.
‘The pub was as dead as the abandoned Christmas tree outside its back door’
05 July 2024Secret Drinker visits a pub that might have risen from the ashes, but it’s as quiet as a wake on a Saturday night
Which Euros side is this pub? High hopes going in, poor performance upfront, not bad at the back?
28 June 2024Secret Drinker delivers his verdict on a hyped-up country local
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